Our trailers are reduced quality compared to the members area.
Lord of the Manor, Tarquin Prodder, is searching for "Masie the Maid" on his estate but can't find the damn girl anywhere!
After making his way to the outbuildings he shouts out for her, all the while getting more and more annoyed, until finally catching this saucy young wench on the stable floor pleasuring herself with a carrot and a rather large cucumber.
Masie, dressed in her maids uniform with black fully fashioned stockings, explains to his Lordship that the Head Cook had given her the vegetables and told her to "stick them where the sun don't shine"....so she'd simply done as she was told!!....